I'm participating in Wendy's Life is Funny carnival. Ready?
So yesterday after church, we decide to go somewhere swanky for lunch. Yes, that's right, Dairy Queen. We were waiting on our food, and because I have ovaries, I'm the one up getting the straws, napkins, ketchup, blah blah, while everyone else sits there and watches me.
An older woman and her friend were finishing up at a table near us and were just getting ready to leave when she sees Dane and Peyton sitting at the table. She says "Oh my word! Is that you?" and comes over to the table and gives Dane a big hug. He's enthusiastically saying to her "How are you? How long has it been?" She says "you're daughter is getting so big. Where is your wife?" He points to me and I wave and say hello as, in my head, I'm thinking, "who is this woman?"
She and her friend leave. I head back over to our table. I sit down and say, "who was that?" and Dane says, "I have NO idea..."